Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Sportin' a Stache

As some of you may not know, I am mustache-intolerant..... we can bow our heads if you need some time. But make no mistakes, my milk mustache can not be matched.

The guys at work and I had a conversation about who had/has the coolest mustache in sports. For the record we had no women comment on the subject. My apologies to all the ladies for us not picking your mustached cutie pies.


To start off we give you Hulk Hogan- its weird because when I think of his stache the #20 always come to mind. He was 20 something when I first saw his stache. Over the 20 years its grew to about 20 inches from end to end. It was at least 20 different colors (stayed blond for 25 years)during that time and would rub it 20 times during a match.
I would recognize his mustache if it stood by itself. Now that's a good stache.


On the opposite end of good is Al Hrabosky (MLB pitcher) his stache was a total mess,just like the dudes brain.
The Mad Hungarian nickname fit him well.
The Fu-Manchu style stache not so much.


Steve Prefontaine
We don't see many a runner nowadays sporting a mustache.
Can't remember seeing one in the last 10 years.
The look is downright cool.


Rollie Fingers- wasn't it enough to have one of the most iconic staches in sports? But the dude was a great pitcher as well.
7 Time AS and 3 Time WS winner. Need we say more?


Marc Spitz- alright ladies we are throwing you a bone here.
Dude made hair in the pool a cool thing. His posters were Top Sellers after his Olympic gold heist. Take a breath ladies.


Let's get two thing straight before I go.

A Porn Mustache is COOL


Combing the stache with a little comb is NOT COOL



The sportsfreak home schooled by teacher of the American Mustache Institute

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