The Baseball Dance

A shout out to all you wedding party dancing machines.

The Baseball Cha Cha Song

All right y'all clap it up.
tug to the right, tug to the left, straighten out whats down below, one hop into the box and hit. Real smooth.

Every body clap your hands. clap, clap, clap clap clap clap clap

wrist bands straight? Let's go
Helmet fits right? Let's Go.
Looking Good, Check it out.
Can you be clean down low, tap your cleats to the right, tap your cleats to the left.
Sliiiiide your bat between your legs! Its nice and clean.

Your need a hit. Plant right foot in,left foot in.. you sure?.
He come the pitch . You've hit a scorcher to short.
Left, right, left, right, left, your diggin' to first, the throw is on its way. sllliiddeee into first...head first. Your safe!


No please... a standing ovation is not necessary.



Here's and oldy but a goody says a five year old.

You put your starter in...you take your starter out...you put your starter in and
you hope he lasts six inning before you take him out.
You do the Pitchers Pokey and turn your rotation around and that's all the managers think about.

You put you middle relief in... your take your middle relief out...
you put your middle relief in and you pray he gets you 6 outs.
You do the Pitcher Pokey and turn your rotation around and that's all the managers think about.

You put you setup guy in... you take your set up guy out... you put your set up guy in and hope he pitches lights out.
You do the Pitchers Pokey and turn your rotation around and that's all the managers think about.

You put your Closer in... you take your closer out... you put your closer in and your sure he'll close it out.
You do the Pitcher Pokey and turn your rotation around and all the while the manager had no doubt.



Catch my next show in Vegas.
The sportsfreak has sung with the fat lady.