As I am downing another mixing bowl full full of my favorite breakfast cereal I can't help but wonder which cereal some of our most popular and more obscure athletes enjoy for their most important meal of the day.
King Vitamin- Lebron James, Bernard King
Wheaties- Bruce Jenner and then every other famous athlete to follow.
Life- Barry Bonds
Capt Crunch- Derek Jeter, Cap' Anson, The Mallachi Brothers
Lucky Charms- Sanford's trombone player should have had his 27 years ago.
Pink hearts ,yellow moons, green clovers, blue diamonds
Special K- Nolan Ryan
Fruit Loops- Greg Louganis
Sugar Smacks- Sugar Shane Mosley, Sugar Ray Robinson Sugar Ray Leonard
Frosted "Mini" Wheats- Eddie Gaedel, Spud Webb, any Chinese gymnast, Tiny Archibald, Roy Smalley, Frank Short
Corn Flakes- Bill Lee, Rickey Henderson
Rice Krispies- Jerry (Hall of Famer),Jim (Hall of Famer),Simeon (Hall of Shame)
Count Chocula- long live John Montefusco
Franken Berry- Chico Escaula says it best "beisbol been berry berry good to me"
Cheerios- Manchester United
Boo Berry- Boo Weekley, Boo Boo Bear
Cinammon "Toast" Crunch- Zach Wheat, John Rye, Roy White, Joe Magraine, Somare Rolle
Post Super Sugar Crisp- Coco's brothers name
Fruity Pebbles- Steve Stone, Dwight Stones, The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin
Apple Jacks- Jack Nicklaus, Jack Lambert, Jack Morris, Jackie Stewart
Alpha Bits- Mike Krzyzewski, Adimchinobe Echamandu, Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala
Kix- Ronaldinho, David Beckham, Tom Dempsey
DON'T FORGET!!- Melky Cabrera
May your milk always be cold and your cereal never get mushy.
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